Robo-Sushi

I have come to realize glitter is like the herpes of the art world. You use it once and it never leaves or finds away to show up again. 

It's so pretty though <3

Hey beautiful and handsome people! 

I was wondering if you could be really lovely and spare 3 minutes of your time to fill in this survey my friend made about the top design (found below). She has designed a shirt which she plans to embroid and sell (the design is a mock still, so she knows there's a spelling mistake on it, don't worry). She wanted to do a little market research first to see what people's opinions of the design are and how much they'd pay for it. She hasn't got many people to fill it in yet, so I was wondering if any of you could fill it in? It will literally take like 2-3 mins and you will be the best person ever! 






Thank you so much!    cookies for all who fill it in. 

 The first 10 people who comment on this journal will get a feature here, showing off the 3-4 deviations in your gallery,that I like most.

 In turn you must submit a journal like this, and give me the first slot of the 10 features! 

 "The idea is not to get a free feature, but spread the art around to everyone on DA to enjoy and love!"

So I wanted to do this question meme, but as I am the first one doing it, I am kinda talking to nothingness, I thought I'd answer them anyway for the fun of it.... so here is a fun slightly psychotic chat with a a fictional mysterious being...lets call them 'creepy shmeepy the wanderer of souls' .... 

(also, I tag anyone who has too much time on their hands, such as I, and would like to randomly answer questions from me)



What would you do if?
1. I was right next to you: Freak the hell out, who are 'YOU'?  
2. I kissed you: Maybe leave the room and rock back and forward.  
3. I lived next door to you: Maybe replace my lock with a stronger one.. because CLEARLY you like to break in at sporadic MOMENTS.
4. I started smoking: I would give you leaflets on how to quit smoking. Because even if you're an unknown person with no boundaries, I still feel the need to help you.
5. I was hospitalized: Would the cause of your hospitalisation be from stalking people too much? 
6. I was drunk: Leave a note saying 'please don't knock on my door naked again singing Baby got back, It grates on you after awhile'
7. I hugged you: I'm quite fondily fond of hugs, so hug away fine mysterious being. 
8. I asked you to leave: Asked ME to leave? But I did nothinggg obsurd!
9. I asked you out: Out where? to see a film? because that would be quite nice, I'd like that. If it's outside to kill me though, I shall have to politely decline that one. 

What do you think about my?
10. Personality: Well I don't know you, but from my experience so far, you are very forward and unpredictable 
11. Eyes:   They're uh pretty I guess. *don't kill meh*
12. Hair: It is as shiny as a piece of tinfoil floating on water.
13. Body:  Why are your armpit hairs braided? 

Would you?
14. Be my friend? If you creeped me out less, we could discuss this. 
15. Keep a secret if i told you one? Well it's very hard to keep it a secret when you tell me you killed your last neighbour.  
16. Kiss me? I wanna go home. 
17. Go on a date with me? *stands on a dried date*
18. Keep in touch? No more touchies please. 
19. Date me? *throws dried dates at you*

Have you ever?
20. Lied to make me feel better? Yes, maybe. 
21. Wanted to kiss me? Not really, restraining order however, I very much wanted. 
22. Wanted to bite me? YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE..You tried to steal my last reeses cup.
23. Kept something important from me? My sanity.
24. Wanted to cuddle with me? Well, it is my one weakness. 

More.

25. Are we friends? nope, never, really WHO ARE YOU?!  

26. When and how did we meet? You broke your head through my door wearing a horse mask and started asking me questions like 'why don't potatoes have toes? WHY?' 

27. Describe me in one word: Unhinged

28. What was your first impression? 'please don't kill me'

29. What reminds you of me? The man from the shining. 

30. If you could give me anything what would it be? A restraining order

31. How well do you know me? Not well enough it seems.

32. When's the last time you saw me? When you were being carted away in a straight jacket screaming 'paperclips have feelings too'.

33. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 'I just called the police'

34. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you? I already saw what you wrote about me, you wrote it on my front door in fecal matter  







Well...this was fun.